The Nork Files

NORK \ˈnȯrk\ noun
Definition: An annoying hybrid of a nerd and a dork; part geek.
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20 April 2014

0255AM

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teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

Reblogged 5 days ago from marvelousbucky
    Tagged:
  • q
  • HAHAHAHA
  • CUTIE
  • queen elizabeth ii
  • prince philip
  • royal family
  • commentary
  • everythingnorky
20 April 2014

0157AM

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patronuslights:

"Today begin the adventures of Mary Elizabeth Watson and John Hamish Watson.”

Reblogged 5 days ago from we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene
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  • q
  • oh gosh wow
  • mary watson
  • john watson
  • sherlock
  • bbc sherlock
  • bbc
  • stills
  • tv shows
  • everythingnorky
6 April 2014

1049PM

Posted 2 weeks ago
    Tagged:
  • personal
  • thenorkfiles

18 March 2014

0758PM

I’m sorry. I know you’re mad at me. I’m sorry I’m making the problem bigger. I’m sorry I’m spreading the disease. I’m sorry I broke your trust. I’m sorry I do things on impulse; maybe this is why the friends I make do not last and maybe this is why everyone thinks I’m brainless. I’m sorry I made so many mistakes. I’m sorry you are now drifting away from me, maybe because you can’t stand me anymore. I’m really, really, really sorry. If the last few months we spent as friends doesn’t mean much to you anymore, then alright. I’ll respect your decision if you decide to “unfriend” me. I’m sorry, I really am. But forgive him for what he has done as well, for sharing his side with people he thinks he could trust. Forgive him because you have been friends longer than I have been friends with any of you, and he kept your trust. I know you’re tired. I know you’re tired of putting yourself in other people’s shoes. This time, you don’t have to, even if maybe a tiny part of you is thinking about it. The fault is all mine, and I’m sorry I did that without thinking, without any specific and beneficial goal in mind. Be mad. You have all the right to. But don’t forgive me if you don’t want to, because I know I might have crossed the line, but forgive him. I’m sorry.

Posted 1 month ago
    Tagged:
  • thought vomit
  • personal
  • thenorkfiles
15 March 2014

0710PM

676

Emma Watson for ELLE US (2014)

(Source: danielradcliff)

Reblogged 1 month ago from alexturnev-deactivated20140423
    Tagged:
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  • I CAN'T
  • I REALLY CAN'T
  • TOO PRETTY
  • life ruiner
  • emma watson
  • elle magazine
  • celebrities
  • photoshoot
  • everythingnorky
15 March 2014

0613PM

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deebree:

POWERPUFF

Reblogged 1 month ago from basicwitches
    Tagged:
  • q
  • ADORABLE
  • powerpuff girls
  • cartoon network
  • art
  • fanart
  • deebree
  • everythingnorky
15 March 2014

0516PM

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unf-hans:

willowwaves94:

I have been wanting to draw some kind of funny storyboard and Santino Fontana’s song choice for the Frozen audition is hilarious, so I tried to get down what was in my head when I listened to it. I kind of imagined Hans singing it on Elsa’s coronation day and Anna being all embarrassed by that silly fiancé in front of her sister…

Ugh I know it should speak for itself and make sense and all but it was just a good practice and I still have a lot to learn so just enjoy the stupidity xD

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Reblogged 1 month ago from annabjorgmans
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  • q
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • YES PERFECT
  • OH MY GOD
  • santino fontana
  • audition
  • frozen
  • prince hans
  • princess anna
  • queen elsa
  • disney
  • disney princess
  • art
  • fanart
  • video
  • fan video
  • animation
  • willowwaves94
  • music
  • song
  • everythingnorky
  • norkhumor
15 March 2014

0418PM

1797

melissaanelli:

marykatewiles:

yulinkuang:

So I’m taking a quick break before I dive down the Kissing in the Rain fan-canon rabbit hole to post some stills from another weekend directing project of mine.

Some of my Tumblr friends might be familiar with a directing series on my personal channel, I Didn’t Write This, in which I take short excerpts of poetry and literature written by other people and adapt them as a directing/filmmaking exercise. We did an episode in which I adapted a short excerpt from John Green’s Looking for Alaskasince we had already recorded the audio for the Kissing in the Rain trailer.

A few weeks ago, I decided to finally check out Rainbow Rowell’s Fangirl. I’d known about the book for a while and had been putting off reading it because I knew it would hit far, far too close to home (I’m a filmmaker whose creative origin story is tied pretty heavily to writing Harry Potter fanfic.) Reading Fangirl was like finding a long lost diary I’d forgotten I’d kept. I read it in two nights and fell completely and totally in love with these characters and the worlds they lived in, both in fictional fandom and IRL. Since I Didn’t Write This is my way of playing with source material I love, I knew I absolutely had to do a Fangirl episode of IDWT. I want to direct this feature so badly it hurts YOU GUYS ASDLKFJLSDK FLERMMMMMMMM.

I reached out to a few fanartists in the Tumblr tag because I thought it might be fun to use actual Fangirl fanart in my fangirl-directed fan-adaptation, so thanks goes to toerning for the sketches on Cath’s desk and doctorhooper for the fabulous poster design on the wall! We shot one scene adaptation and a few would-be promo stills as well. Much love to the always wonderful Mary Kate Wiles and the awesomely talented Denver Milord for being my Cath and Levi.

This episode of IDWT might take another week or so to come out while I work on Kissing in the Rain (which everyone should go watch Mary Kate being awesome in), so keep a look out and subscribe to my personal channel, maybe? If you like literary adaptations and shippy short films, it might be your kind of thing.

And just because it’s topical, hey look, here’s my old fanfiction.net profile. #nostalgia

Much love,

Yulin Kuang
writer  //  director  //  fangirl
youtube.com/yulinisworking
youtube.com/shipwreckedcomedy

I got to pretend to be Cath for a little bit thanks to Yulin. I loved the book and hope you’ll enjoy our take on it!

WHAT THIS IS THE BEST

Reblogged 1 month ago from melissaanelli
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  • ARE YOU SERIOUS
  • AHHHHH I AM SCREAMING
  • YES YES YES YES THANK YOU
  • yulin kuang
  • fangirl
  • rainbow rowell
  • short film
  • fan film
  • film
  • youtube
  • everythingnorky
15 March 2014

0321PM

145853

fashion-runways:

KRIKOR JABOTIAN Akhtamar Collection 2014

Reblogged 1 month ago from icecreamcakeandchocolate
    Tagged:
  • q
  • ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS
  • WOW
  • krikor jabotian
  • akhtamar collection
  • fashion
  • clothes
  • want
  • everythingnorky
15 March 2014

0223PM

133471

alittleworldofimagination:

itswhereimmeanttogo:

me every time I actually leave the house to do something social.

LITERALLY THOUGH

(Source: maugrimm)

Reblogged 1 month ago from odairwho
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  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • YES
  • ME
  • EVERYTIME I LEAVE
  • GAWD
  • gpoy
  • princess anna
  • commentary
  • frozen
  • disney
  • disney princess
  • gif
  • gif set
  • everythingnorky
12 March 2014

0742AM

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‘No,’ said Ron seriously, ‘I mean we should tell them to get out. We don’t want any more Dobbys, do we? We can’t order them to die for us –’

There was a clatter as the Basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione’s arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.

‘Is this the moment?’ Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. ‘OI! There’s a war going on here!’ Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other.

‘I know, mate,’ said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, ‘so it’s now or never, isn’t it?’

(Source: jemmasmmns)

Reblogged 1 month ago from ronandhermionesource
    Tagged:
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  • MY BABIES
  • romione
  • otp
  • ron weasley
  • hermione granger
  • hp
  • hp film
  • gif
  • gif set
  • harrypotter

12 March 2014

0645AM

169330

onceuponacannibal:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

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DARK DARK

CANT BE SURE WHEN THEYVE HIT THEIR

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MARK MARK

Reblogged 1 month ago from falling-justice
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  • q
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • DEAD
  • I CAN'T
  • OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA
  • zac efron
  • hsm
  • high school musical
  • high school musical 3
  • disney
  • disney channel
  • fall out boy
  • lyrics
  • my songs know what you did in the dark
  • bandgeek
  • everythingnorky
  • norkhumor
12 March 2014

0547AM

33456

a study in character: Sherlock + endearments

(Source: halloawhatisthis)

Reblogged 1 month ago from odairwho
    Tagged:
  • q
  • aww you can tell that he really does love him
  • john watson
  • sherlock holmes
  • bbc sherlock
  • sherlock
  • bbc
  • endearments
  • insults
  • gif
  • gif set
  • everythingnorky
12 March 2014

0450AM

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(Source: cumberbatchs)

Reblogged 1 month ago from lestranqe
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  • bby
  • sherlock holmes
  • edits
  • stills
  • bbc sherlock
  • sherlock
  • bbc
  • tv shows
  • everythingnorky
12 March 2014

0352AM

120444

iguanamouth:

good to see you

Reblogged 1 month ago from falling-justice
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  • q
  • omg wat
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
  • annoying
  • eye contact
  • comics
  • iguanamouth
  • norkhumor
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