The Nork Files

NORK \ˈnȯrk\ noun
Definition: An annoying hybrid of a nerd and a dork; part geek.
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22 August 2014

0352AM

9922

(Source: peteneems)

Reblogged 7 minutes ago from thefuuuucomics
    Tagged:
  • q
  • ugh i miss this
  • hey arnold!
  • nickeldeon
  • gif
  • childhood
  • cartoons
  • everythingnorky
22 August 2014

0255AM

459

art-and-things-of-beauty:

Sunny landscapes by Peder Mork Mönsted (Danish, 1859-1941)

Reblogged 1 hour ago from neekoww
    Tagged:
  • q
  • GORGEOUS
  • art
  • Peder Mork Mönsted
  • painting
  • original art
  • art history
  • landscape
  • everythingnorky
22 August 2014

0157AM

4381

(Source: black-nata)

Reblogged 2 hours ago from thefuuuucomics
    Tagged:
  • q
  • wait what
  • HAHAHAHAAHAHA
  • ADORBS
  • captain america
  • steve rogers
  • marvel
  • stills
  • norkhumor
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

1003PM

11538

pocketaimee:

I read this review that dissed Guardians of the Galaxy for being “too fun.” This is all I could think of.

Reblogged 5 hours ago from brennbug
    Tagged:
  • q
  • OH MY GOD
  • HAHAHAHAHA YES
  • spongebob reference
  • guardians of the galaxy
  • gotg film
  • marvel
  • comics
  • art
  • fanart
  • pocketaimee
  • f.u.n.
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

0905PM

10770

- Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?
- No, I’m not, I’m hoping to do some good in the world!

(Source: wandkeepers)

Reblogged 6 hours ago from eponine--thenardier
    Tagged:
  • q
  • i love you
  • bby
  • hermione granger
  • gif
  • gif set
  • hp
  • hp film
  • harrypotter
21 August 2014

0808PM

2913

fimyuan:

This was supposed to be part of the art for Helen’s Big Bang AU fic, but then it just turned into canonverse!Nico wearing Jason’s too-big SPQR hoodie and I’m not sure what I’m going to do with this anymore but here have it

/slinks back into cave and returns to work

/arts will be posted on the 17th, look out for “Vampires Like Coconut Milk” by kingburu

Reblogged 7 hours ago from viria
    Tagged:
  • q
  • OH MY GODS
  • I APPROVE
  • BBY
  • nico di angelo
  • jasico
  • jason grace
  • hoo
  • camp half-blood
  • camp jupiter
  • art
  • fanart
  • fimyuan
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

0710PM

6011

I want to avoid becoming too styled, too 'done' and too generic. You see people as they go through their career, and they just become more and more like everyone else. They start out with something individual about them, but it gets lost. - Emma Watson

Reblogged 8 hours ago from royalreyna
    Tagged:
  • q
  • perfect human being
  • life ruiner
  • emma watson
  • celebrities
  • quote
  • photoshoot
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

0613PM

328233

awkward-fallen-angel:

theofficialdemon-dean:

grumpy-fallen-angel:

supienatural:

awkward-fallen-angel:

electrikfeather:

ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.

i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses 

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

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Yes.

And then I died.

i love this fandom

GUYS

Okay, no. This gets even better. Let me tell you a story.
So last summer, my best friend and I went on a trip to Arizona to see a concert, and we stayed at a KOA campsite in Phoenix.  As it turned out, this campsite was literally two or three streets from the Walmart that we have determined to be the gate to hell.
So naturally, the both of us insisted on making the trip (we needed to pick up batteries for my camera anyways).
But on the way there, I immediately noticed something peculiar about the route we’d taken:  We were driving on S. Winchester Road. On our way to the visit the Gate to Hell.
And even better - along S. Winchester road, there’s another small turnoff:  S. Colt Road.



I thought the fandom would be interested in these little fun facts.

one of the designers for AZ is holding back secrets 

plot twist Eric Kripke is actually a prophet 

Reblogged 9 hours ago from supernaturalapocalypse
    Tagged:
  • q
  • AMAZING
  • that accuracy omg
  • maps
  • geography
  • spn
  • supernatural
  • stories
  • commentary
  • tv shows
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

0516PM

667

130186:

Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall 2014

Reblogged 10 hours ago from jasohgrace
    Tagged:
  • q
  • GORGEOUS
  • elie saab
  • haute couture
  • fashion
  • clothes
  • want
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

0418PM

800

Jily headcanon: Lily is having pregnancy cravings and James is struggling to understand what muggle food she needs.

(Source: ravenchlaw)

Reblogged 11 hours ago from alicelongbottem
    Tagged:
  • q
  • YES YES YES YES
  • I APPROVE
  • JILY
  • limes
  • headcanon
  • marauders
  • marauder era
  • edits
  • gif
  • gif set
  • james potter
  • lily evans
  • lily potter
  • hp
  • harrypotter
21 August 2014

0321PM

4427

and I make no promises

(Source: samssalvation)

Reblogged 12 hours ago from adarun-fallen-angel
    Tagged:
  • q
  • ugh
  • no
  • dean winchester
  • gif
  • edits
  • spn
  • supernatural
  • tv shows
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

0224PM

1340

(Source: baskerlock)

Reblogged 13 hours ago from deadriddle
    Tagged:
  • q
  • hi bby
  • sherlock
  • bbc
  • bbc sherlock
  • stills
  • sherlock holmes
  • tv shows
  • everythingnorky
21 August 2014

0126PM

13563

boxlunches:

eschergirls:

shattered-earth:

I could do this all day 


She will fit into your favorite moba game very good character garanteed

Edit: Holy shit it’s a joke please stop tagging this as reference/helpful/wow so good please stop using this as reference please stop thinking this is your goal please stop holy crap holy cRAP

You need to seriously re-evaluate  yourself if you believe the incredibly narrow and offensive things in these gifs oMgGG

BEST REFERENCE EVER GUYZ, everybody should learn from this!

Seriously though, this is an A+ perfect joke, and also sadly on point and accurate.

This is amazing and hilarious and I seriously need to work on bringing more creativity to the girls I draw.

Reblogged 14 hours ago from chocolatemarsmallow
    Tagged:
  • q
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • sexualization
  • reference
  • art
  • for future reference
  • art reference
  • commentary
  • everythingnorky
  • norkmeltshearts

21 August 2014

1229PM

315427

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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Reblogged 15 hours ago from thefuuuucomics
    Tagged:
  • q
  • HAHAHAHAHA
  • WHAT
  • target
  • stories
  • norkhumor
21 August 2014

1131AM

464563

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

Reblogged 16 hours ago from thefuuuucomics
    Tagged:
  • q
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE
  • animals
  • cute animals
  • gif
  • kangaroos
  • dogs
  • everythingnorky
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